And all this happened before the Blue Moon
October 24th, 2008 @ 9:31 am |
Filed: Ouchies | Tags: Ben & Jerry's, injury
Bryan Adams said love cuts like a knife. I’m changing it to “cuts like a bottle cap.”
I was out of town earlier this week, and after a delicious Mediterranian dinner, I walked across the shopping complex to a little beer and wine store to pick up a nightcap to enjoy in the hotel room.
When using my farm-toughened hands to remove the cap from my Blue Moon didn’t work, I scanned the hotel room for a way to MacGyver a bottle opener. Turns out I’m more MacGruber than MacGyver. Here’s a hint, your belt buckle is not an adequate subsitute for a bottle opener.
But this itty-bitty Ben & Jerry’s made it feel much better.
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October 24th, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
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My best friend just had to get 13 stitches after a similar run-in with a beer bottle.
You crazy kids, you.
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